Whatchu looking at fool?
Supposedly two men from Georgia found Big Foot. Hmmm, I dunno how much I believe this, but later today, specifically at 12:00 PM (Pacific Time I believe although they didn’t specify), they will be unveiling their find to the world. Also scientist are already checking the DNA of the animal to verify their claim, and this will also be presented tomorrow. I’m smelling a big time hoax, or some animal that got all mutated because of toxic waste. Anyways here are the critical stats for the animal:
*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
*It weighs over five hundred pounds.
*The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
*It is male.
*It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
*It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
*The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
*Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five
and three-quarters inches wide at
*From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its
hands are eleven and three-quarters inches
long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
*The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the
same day that the body was found.)
*The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
*DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo
evidence will be presented at the press
conference on Friday, August 15th.
For more information, and to read the whole story check out Searching for Big Foot or CNN. I don’t know about you, but I’m looking forward to this announcement, and I almost hope it’s a joke. It would be one of the best hoaxes ever.