What a Dick
I really, really hate Dick Cheney, and have always found him to be particularly evil. I found this story on The Onion, which sums up what most of us feel about Cheney–that he is not human at all:
WASHINGTON, DC—At a special Earth Day event Sunday, Vice President Dick Cheney inhaled his first-ever breath of oxygen. “I am…proud to stand before you today and…breathe in the same gas used by…millions of Americans,” said a wheezing and gasping Cheney, whose body is accustomed to compounds of chlorine and sulfur dioxide. “One breath, however, is enough for me. I’m glad the stuff will be out of the atmosphere forever in a few decades.” Cheney then left the press conference to attend a cardiac health awareness dinner, where he feasted on human hearts.
I can’t tell you how happy I am going to be in six months when, hopefully, I won’t have to see Cheney’s or Bush’s mug on TV anymore. Speaking of which, why the fuck is Oliver Stone making a movie on Bush?, haven’t we all had enough of that for the last eight years. Who wants to shell out $11.00 to be reminded of their complete incompetence. Oliver Stone needs to get with it, because he hasn’t made a good movie in a long time.
Update 7:28
Right on cue, The Onion, releases a new video on the Bush Administration, that although it is hilarious, the fact that is true is particularly sad.
